guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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