come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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