Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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