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Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
sarcasm needs its own font
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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