Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
She bit a glass in half.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
