i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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