Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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