we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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