Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Will exercising make me less horny?
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