Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
this will be a night to untag.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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