Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
