I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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