You smell like a Billy Joel song
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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