i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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