So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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