i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
My brain says no but my pants say off.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
