i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
50% drunk capacity currently
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
