Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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