what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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