What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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