my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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