I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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