discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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