I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
