i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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