CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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