wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Randomize
