just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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