It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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