she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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