All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
