I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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