I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
