Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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