should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
time to smoke my breakfast
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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