I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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