; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
