Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
