Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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