a queef is a wish your heart makes.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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