Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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