Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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