only if we run a train.
done.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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