Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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