she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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