mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
