And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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