VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Randomize
