It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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