Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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